He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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