He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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