i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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