Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
