a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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