its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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