I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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