I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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