Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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