I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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