I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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