I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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