Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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