I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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