we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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