ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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