Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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