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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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