The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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