I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it glows. i had to have it.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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