I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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