Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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