i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
