YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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