i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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