Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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