But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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