so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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