That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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