just tell him i said nine months
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
