Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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