after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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