Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
