he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
