If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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