I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You may now shotgun with the bride
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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