I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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