Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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