it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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