I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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