Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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