You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
someone threw a dead crab at me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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