Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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