wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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