Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
this hospital has no fireball
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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