One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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