I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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