This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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