wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
