I wish life had little blips of pornography
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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